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Back to top zumzi Member 3 Joined: 01 Feb 2014 Posts: 501 Posted: 08/03/2014 13:17    Post subject: Funniest schematic ever Funniest schematic ever It’s highly adaptable to most any project, particularly the tear collector section. http://www.edn.com/electronics-blogs/serious-fun/4427471/Funniest-schematic-ever Back to top zumzi Member 3 Joined: 01 Feb 2014 Posts: 501 Posted: 08/03/2014 13:23    Post subject: Back to top zumzi Member 3 Joined: 01 Feb 2014 Posts: 501 Posted: 08/03/2014 13:26    Post subject: Back to top zumzi Member 3 Joined: 01 Feb 2014 Posts: 501 Posted: 08/03/2014 13:27    Post subject: Back to top zumzi Member 3 Joined: 01 Feb 2014 Posts: 501 Posted: 08/03/2014 13:31    Post subject: Back to top zumzi Member 3 Joined: 01 Feb 2014 Posts: 501 Posted: 08/03/2014 13:32    Post subject: Back to top zumzi Member 3 Joined: 01 Feb 2014 Posts: 501 Posted: 08/03/2014 13:34    Post subject: Back to top zumzi Member 3 Joined: 01 Feb 2014 Posts: 501 Posted: 08/03/2014 13:35    Post subject: Back to top zumzi Member 3 Joined: 01 Feb 2014 Posts: 501 Posted: 08/03/2014 13:37    Post subject: Back to top zumzi Member 3 Joined: 01 Feb 2014 Posts: 501 Posted: 08/03/2014 13:38    Post subject: Back to top zumzi Member 3 Joined: 01 Feb 2014 Posts: 501 Posted: 08/03/2014 13:39    Post subject: Back to top zumzi Member 3 Joined: 01 Feb 2014 Posts: 501 Posted: 08/03/2014 13:40    Post subject: Back to top zumzi Member 3 Joined: 01 Feb 2014 Posts: 501 Posted: 08/03/2014 13:42    Post subject: Back to top zumzi Member 3 Joined: 01 Feb 2014 Posts: 501 Posted: 08/03/2014 13:45    Post subject: Back to top zumzi Member 3 Joined: 01 Feb 2014 Posts: 501 Posted: 08/03/2014 13:46    Post subject: https://www.automation.com/en-us/articles/ottomation/otto-mation-comic-caption-contest-may-2021 Back to top zumzi Member 3 Joined: 01 Feb 2014 Posts: 501 Posted: 08/03/2014 13:48    Post subject: Back to top zumzi Member 3 Joined: 01 Feb 2014 Posts: 501 Posted: 08/03/2014 13:50    Post subject: Back to top zumzi Member 3 Joined: 01 Feb 2014 Posts: 501 Posted: 08/03/2014 13:52    Post subject: Back to top zumzi Member 3 Joined: 01 Feb 2014 Posts: 501 Posted: 08/03/2014 13:54    Post subject: Back to top zumzi Member 3 Joined: 01 Feb 2014 Posts: 501 Posted: 08/03/2014 13:55    Post subject: Back to top zumzi Member 3 Joined: 01 Feb 2014 Posts: 501 Posted: 08/03/2014 13:57    Post subject: Back to top zumzi Member 3 Joined: 01 Feb 2014 Posts: 501 Posted: 01/09/2014 18:40    Post subject: Back to top zumzi Member 3 Joined: 01 Feb 2014 Posts: 501 Posted: 16/12/2014 23:08    Post subject: Smile, smile, smile..... To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer. The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back. Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry. reat your password like your toothbrush. Don’t let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months. After growing wildly for years, the field of computing appears to be reaching its infancy. Don’t explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin. Rebooting is a wonder drug – it fixes almost everything. The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. Unix was not designed to stop you from doing stupid things, because that would also stop you from doing clever things. Real Automation A man walked up to a vending machine, put in a coin, and pressed the button labeled, "Coffee, double cream, sugar." No cup appeared. Then two nozzles went into action, one sending forth coffee, the other, cream. After the proper amounts had gone down the drain where the cup should have been, the machine turned off. "Now that's real automation," the man exclaimed. "This thing even drinks it for you!" Eternity What is the definition of eternity? Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection. Blonde Goes Shopping A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. "Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV." Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. Frustrated, she exclaimed "How do you know I'm a blonde?" "Because that's a microwave," he replied. Back to top zumzi Member 3 Joined: 01 Feb 2014 Posts: 501 Posted: 09/02/2015 22:20    Post subject: Romanian jokes: A raw translation.... Sir, Your child is dead....!!!???? Back to top zumzi Member 3 Joined: 01 Feb 2014 Posts: 501 Posted: 09/02/2015 22:22    Post subject: Back to top zumzi Member 3 Joined: 01 Feb 2014 Posts: 501 Posted: 09/02/2015 22:25    Post subject: Translation: Please run quickly..because is coming my wife... Back to top zumzi Member 3 Joined: 01 Feb 2014 Posts: 501 Posted: 09/02/2015 22:33    Post subject: Translation: -My dear, do you want to spend both a lovely weekend? -Of course honey.. -Well ..see you Monday... Back to top chiorean Member Joined: 23 Feb 2015 Posts: 192 Location: Suceava Posted: 07/03/2015 22:47    Post subject: You put only jokes on automation but in Romania jokes with police-mans are on the first place: Here is one : A car is stopped at a police filter: Policeman : Mr. Driver, you are the first in one hundred cars that wear your seat belt and therefore you won a prize of 50 million ($2.500). Congratulations! Can you tell us what you plan to do with this money? Driver : Thank you very much. I think the first one I'll get my driver's license! Driver's mother: Mr. Cop, do not take him into account. Always talking nonsense when drunk. Driver's father: May asshole, I told you not to steal cars when you drink. Driver's brother (from the trunk): Brother, did you cross the border or not? Last edited by chiorean on 22/04/2018 18:25; edited 1 time in total Back to top chiorean Member Joined: 23 Feb 2015 Posts: 192 Location: Suceava Posted: 15/07/2015 19:49    Post subject: "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 Back to top Display posts from previous:  Oldest FirstNewest First         plc.myforum.ro Forum Index -> FAQs & News All times are GMT + 2 Hours Goto page 1, 2 Page 1 of 2   Jump to: Select a forum PLC's Users International Forum----------------Board RulesPLC TutorialsSIMATIC Automation Systems -Reg.USimatic Automation SystemsLinksGE Fanuc Emerson Reg. UGE Fanuc Emerson ALLEN-BRADLEY(Rockwell Automation) Reg. UALLEN-BRADLEY(Rockwell Automation)OMRON Reg. 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